Magic iTunes 8-Ball Meme
The way it works:
1. Put your iPod on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
How am I feeling today?
Too Bad About Your Girl by The Donnas (Yeah, that was a shame...)
Will I get far in life?
Sophomore Slump of Comeback of the Year by Fall Out Boy (Here's hoping for the latter.)
How do my friends see me?
Destination Anywhere by Sugarcult
When will I get married?
Rock Paper Scissors by Ani Difranco (So I guess the question really is will I get married at all?)
What is my best friend's theme song?
Take A Walk by Spoon
What is the story of my life?
The Rain (Where Do I Begin) by Si Se (Awesome, my life is about betrayal. And rain. Well at least I like rain.)
What was high school like?
Wisemen by James Blunt
How am I going to get ahead in life?
Drinking In The Afternoon by The New Amsterdams (HAHAHAHA. This was totally worth the whole meme.)
What is the best thing about me?
Le Moulin by Yann Tiersen (The best thing about me is the mill. Thanks for being so direct, iTunes.)
How is today going to be?
Tiny Little Fractures by Snow Patrol
What is in store for this weekend?
Into The Airwaves by Jack's Mannequin (This song reminds me of driving, which I will indeed be doing this weekend.)
What song describes my parents?
16 Military Wives by The Decemberists (Yeah, so my parents are polygamist army folk. Or not.)
What song describes your grandparents?
Strange Little Girl by Tori Amos (My grandma was a strange little girl, for certain.)
How is my life going?
Magenta by Hooverphonic (Again with the eerily specific insights!)
What song will they play at my funeral?
Warning by Green Day (My life: the cautionary tale.)
How does the world see me?
Revealing Too Much by The Honorary Title (Huh. I think pretty much the opposite is true.)
Will I have a happy life?
Worksong by Speechwriters LLC (Well at least I'll have a job.)
What do my friends really think of me?
Repetition by Hail Social (Awesome!)
Do people secretly lust after me?
Omaha by The Counting Crows (Apparently I need to move to Omaha.)
How can I make myself happy?
Faded Dress by Kay Hanley
What should I do with my life?
Humpty Dumpty by Tori Amos (I should toss a giant anthropomorphic egg off a wall. Oh, those wacky vegan activists!)
Will I ever have children?
I'm Ready, I Am by The Format (I'm ready to have myself surgically sterilized so that THIS NEVER HAPPENS.)
What is some good advice for me?
Extraordinary Machine by Fiona Apple
What is my signature dancing song?
Breakfast at Tiffany's by Deep Blue Something (Man I love this song. It's not so much with the dancing, though.)
What do I think my current theme song is?
Another Day In Paradise by Copeland
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
How Am I Different By Aimee Mann
What type of men/women do you like?
Afterglow by Vanessa Carlton
What kind of kisser are you?
Dirty Little Secret by Sarah McLachlan (That's dirrty with two r's, thankyouverymuch.)
What's your style?
Last Call by Mae
What kind of lover are you?
Tie The Rope by The Format (Kinky!)
What would be playing on a first date?
Ribbons Undone by Tori Amos
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Freakshow by Ani Difranco (Gee, thanks.)
Wow, that was pretty much not flattering at all. The best thing about me is the mill. My friends think I'm repetitious. The only people who like me are in Nebraska. I'm going to be a carny in 10 years. The only way I can get ahead in life is to become an alcoholic.
Damn. Anyway, I'll be back tomorrow with Workout Wednesday and possibly actual food-related content.